Becoming a (super) hero is almost every kid's dream. During their sheltered childhood, they do whatever it takes to grow up to be one. Work hard, play hard -- all day long. But as they're getting older, distractions are more and more likely to occur. They're getting off track. They start discovering what is feared as simple math. Finally, they end up as a researcher, writing boring, non-impressive papers all day long because they only rely on simple mathematics. No top-tier conferences, no respect, no groupies. Life's over. To finally put an end to this tragedy, we propose a fundamentally new algorithm, dubbed zero2hero, that turns every research paper into a scientific masterpiece. Given a LaTeX document containing ridiculously simple math, based on next-generation large language models, our system automatically over-complicates every single equation so that no one, including yourself, is able to understand what the hell is going on. Future reviewers will be blown away by the complexity of your equations, immediately leading to acceptance. zero2hero gets you back on track, because you deserve to be a hero$^{\text{TM}}$. Code leaked at \url{https://github.com/mweiherer/zero2hero}.

翻译：成为（超级）英雄几乎是每个孩子的梦想。在受到呵护的童年时期，他们竭尽全力成长为此——全天努力学习、尽情玩耍。但随着年龄增长，干扰越来越多，他们逐渐偏离正轨，开始发现被视作“简单数学”的恐惧。最终，他们沦为研究者，终日撰写枯燥无趣的论文，只因依赖简陋的数学工具。没有顶会论文，没有尊重，没有粉丝——人生就此终结。为终结这场悲剧，我们提出全新算法"zero2hero"，它能将每篇研究论文转化为科学杰作。基于新一代大语言模型，该系统能将含有极其简单数学公式的LaTeX文档中每个方程自动复杂化，使得包括作者在内的所有人都无法理解其含义。未来的审稿人将被你方程式的复杂性震撼，论文即刻被接收。zero2hero助你重回正轨，因为你值得成为英雄$^{\text{TM}}$。代码已泄露至\url{https://github.com/mweiherer/zero2hero}。